El Beso más Pequeño


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Título original: Le plus petit baiser jamais recensé
Autor: Mathias Malzieu
Publicación: 2013
Paginas: 144
GeneroRomanticismo surrealista paranoide

Tampoco os va a pillar de sorpresa ahora que sea un ñoño (de mierda), así que entre brujas, oscuridades, espectros, magos, contrabandistas y demás lecturas habituales, ayer le hice sitio al nuevo librito de Mathias Malzieu. He leído los anteriores y si bien es un estilo que puesto en pantalla me haría huir en dirección contraria, escrito como él lo escribe, me suele apetecer leer. Así que en contra de todos mis principios y finales, pagué ayer casi 9€ por la versión kindle de un libro de apenas 150 paginas. La ñoñez no tiene limites.

Esta vez tenemos un beso fugaz, casi robado del todo a una extraña mujer “casi demasiado guapa”, en una noche de bailoteo. Para frustración de nuestro protagonista, la chica, tras ese beso mas pequeño del mundo, desaparece ante sus ojos, dejándole prendado de una mujer casi demasiado guapa y ademas invisible.

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El libro nos llevará a la búsqueda de esta mujer misteriosa, con un asma que suena en re menor y para ello contara con la ayuda de un viejo detective y su loro que graba orgasmos, recomendado por la farmacéutica. Y lo mas difícil, una vez encontrada, será capaz de mantener una relación con no-besos y una chica a la que no puede ver?

Bueno pues eso ya para quien quiera leerlo. Esta vez no tenemos a Jack sino a un tipo de 37 años, tal y como el autor que tras perder la guerra mundial del amor y perder el corazón en taxi tras la batalla con su ex, vuelve a enamorarse del mas difícil todavía. Una historia de enamorarse catastróficamente, de relaciones basadas en poco y con todo por construir, de miedos, de pasados inoportunos y de bolas de nieve que se nos escapan de las manos pendiente abajo. Todo ello con el estilo de Malzieu, su rollo extraño donde pasamos de los orgasmos de Liz Taylor, a las capacidades de la muchacha con la muñeca tanto para batir huevos como para otras cosas, pero todo con ese aire y estilo casi Timburtonesco, pero en bien hecho. Recomendable solo para seguidores del autor y gente sin remedio.

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